搞笑自我介绍英语范文通用20篇

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第一篇

My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guang_i Te_tile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第二篇

Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly.

Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look. I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book.

Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous.

Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第三篇

I am the hydrogen molecule, I is very light, so put me in a balloon balloon can fly. But my sisters and my brothers are burning, so when I play to Caution!. I can make my oxygen molecules, many things change.

For example, if you want to fire no, I participate in you is not. My brothers and sisters are very lively, occasionally do some damage, the rusty iron and copper, are our _masterpiece_.

I am hydrogen atoms, you usually don't see me, because I was in pairs by molecular forms. I am the oxygen atom, I have a name, called _Reactive oxygen,_ as the nickname says, _I'm very active. I don't like being alone. I love to be with anyone, no matter who I touch._

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第四篇

My name is zhang feng, xuzhou, jiangsu province. I graduated from xx university majoring in finance. In addition to the information you have seen on the resume, I would like to say something about the reasons why I came to your bank for this position:

First of all, my biggest characteristic is strong communication potential and good team spirit. In working with people, I will listen and analyze the opinions of others very carefully, and I will not give up my opinion without the principle.

Secondly, I think that self potential, has the strong learning and practice at the time of difficulty will things calm analysis of the state, and a variety of possible results, and strive to do your best to undertake the responsibility of self. It is based on my confidence in myself that I have the courage to apply for the position of your bank.

In addition, banking staff is a sacred and great profession, and he requires me not only to have rich professional knowledge, but also to have noble sentiments. Therefore, in reading, I am very pay attention to their all-round development, widely develop self interests, and learn with expertise, do have a professional and expertise (focused on the expertise of self), still can sing, speak, speak. While paying attention to knowledge learning, I also pay attention to the cultivation of high moral sentiments, consciously abide by the law, abide by social ethics and professional ethics, and have no bad habits and behaviors. I think these are the basic qualities that a financial worker should have.

If, I through the interview, become numerous members of the bank staff team, I will continue to study hard, work hard, for home education career contribute self strength, will live up to the bank workers as an occupation.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第五篇

Hello!

My name you for giving me a chance for the interview.

My basic materials are on the resume, do not need to explain it again。I will make a brief introduce on my job advantage and my value here.Working on administrative jobs for many years make me realize the importance of the secretarial job deeply. I like the job very much.

In my opinion, the secretarial jobs are common but very representes the image of a company. If someone want to do will in a job ,he or she must posesses a extreme strong sense of responsibility .

I am willing to accompany with your company's development and progress. Your trust and my capability will bring us success ! Thanks!

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第六篇

I called Liu Xuanran, but a real tomboy. Don't believe it, hehe ,hum that I can't do anything. But, I mean what one says Dad at home, mom and brother both spoil me, really happy ah. But I also love the capital, don't look at graduation in fact, my junior high school, high school courses are finished, if not to accompany brother play a few years, I never went to our home high school. Because my grades are GOOD, so, mom and dad to me is very loose (every day in the busy business, not loose to Kazakhstan)

Forget an important problem, that is my face. What is the so-called (I forget HA) I put on the clothes is handsome boys (the premise is to hide the long hair), put on clothes are beautiful girls (no way, too good to genetic up to)

My brother is two people in Liuzhou (not even the Dragon Phoenix), of course, there are also disadvantages in Kazakhstan. Brother Feng day is a workaholic, not looking for he really don't see; as for second day Xi, only a year older than me, a famous school (except my mom and dad the reason why I want to fight MAD) and he is a school, because he fights together and more conveniently inquire about his arrest several handle (a romantic affair, ha ha ha ) two are handsome, which is what love sister ah, ah want their mobile phone number or the note directly asked me.

My dad said, because of the influence of the grandfather was in the underworld run around with a job (and dad grew up together with a small) when the boss, after two people were out of the underworld, as a businessman, there are several global companies in different aspects. Mom, that is absolutely beautiful (I or my brother SA gene so well) now age more than 40 or bujiandangnian beauty ah.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第七篇

I love everyone, see flowers bloom, see the car to turn, the beer saw open cover of XXX, I would like to make a self introduction now, if you have time to listen, it is no time to listen, listen to my voice, ensure you happy happy, safe and sound all year round!

I am male, is a year old female XX meters tall, wearing shoes, being unmarried. Focus on Undergraduate Education -- not admitted, the general undergraduate course -- for a few minutes, so only a mixed college. However, the performance is very brilliant, primary school as a monitor, the white-collar is wearing a white shirt, work - KFC table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but the treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.

You could get the full 800 yuan), and I have had to pay the monthly rent house -- that is, non motor vehicle car - Environmental protection, and a credit card deposit stack: There is no money.

I am looking for a slim figure, beautiful beautiful, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, extraordinary ability of rich wives, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered. The laugh what laugh? I know what you want to say, you are not just want to say I am a swan like a toad? What ah, who let the heart so good! When the whole donation have pity on him. WOW! Who is the skin of a banana? I do not say it, say a brick came, I was shot to death! Thank you

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第八篇

Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good always call me think if I have a would tell my parents I want to be called a be in this class is a wonderful god has told me that we will be the during the next 3 years.

Fine, I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell like making friends with others a I think we will have a very good time , dont expect me to tell you how to talk to you.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第九篇

good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september.

now i will introduce myself briefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiang province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing XX uni. my major is packaging engineering. and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june. in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry.

compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十篇

Hello, guys. As you know, were fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, its somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesnt matter at all. Im here just for practicing my English. Its very important of your support. Lets go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. Im from XX. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because its a secret of a ladys age. The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, Im not so clear.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十一篇

I am on the rivers and lakes love everyone, see flowers bloom, car see car, said I, handsome, casual and elegant bearing, equal to anything, tall，stately and handsome, tall, educated, with millions of fans, captured the hearts of thousands of girls, known as the little white dragon a pear pressure Begonia jade face, handsome to squeeze out!

I am not the only advantage is not what advantages disadvantages I basically all the disadvantages of the biggest drawback is the only advantage if handsome is a kind of crime, I have committed the greatest crime; if the type is a kind of wrong, I have the same mistake again; if smart to be punished, I do not want to humble if punishment by hacking process; torture, I they can get away with it?

I am 23 years old, handsome Xiaojiu. At the age of seven the martial arts at age of nine, at the age of 12 girls, as astronomy geography, knowledge of each walking, trifles, often make the beauty back, handsome guy jumping, kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese class teacher explained the meaning of _handsome_, I am 100 puzzled, secretly handed over a small mirror table. A photo. Oh. I suddenly understand... It is said that when I was born, the northern sky, appeared a piece of auspicious clouds, gradually from far to near, floated into my roof, turned into a word: handsome.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十二篇

I have spent fifteen years in my life. so, this is my ninth year to stdy. by the way, my name is wengjingru. my father thought hard about my name. he consulted the dictionary two times to find how to name me. of course, this name is very good and i like it very much.

Sometimes i think i am a little strange. because i often think the wrld isn’t full of happiness. and i want to be different from others. i hate superficial people. but always i am very out-going and kind to others. i can’t say ‘no’ to others. so i don’t know how to refuse.

I can’t see i am a pretty girl, but i am not an ugly person, either. i am very general. i can’t say too much about my appearance.

In this term, i make a little progress in my study. in my life, i have my parents’ love, and many, many people’s love. i am happy. i achieved so much, and i also lost so much.

My star sign is aquarius. it represents kindness and wisdom. but i don’t think i am such a clever person. maybe i am modest. aquarius has many friends. it also says that some people think i am strange because i hate to be like others. i try to do everything differently.

I like yellow the most. yellow is the color of the sun, it can remind me of a warm, sunny day. yellow is also the color of wisdom. and i like it because it is one of the colors that are vivid.

Of course, most students have problems in their study. i don’t know how to make progress. i think i should work harder. that is the only way.

I like reading very much. my favorite writer is guojingming. and now i am reading a book called ‘gone with wind’. i keep reading half an hour every day.

I like english and chinese best. i want to establish an english club. i want everyone to speak english in the daily life.

All above are my real things. i hope everyone will like me.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十三篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.

Now i will introduce myself briefly

I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20_.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

In July 20_, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August 20_,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.

I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十四篇

Hi everyone! My is xxx, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十五篇

Good evening,I know its 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good always call me think if I have a would tell my parents I want to be called a be in this class is a wonderful god has told me that we will be the during the next 3 , I shouldnt tell you this because god also has told me not to tell like making friends with others a I think we will have a very good time , dont expect me to tell you how to talk to you.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十六篇

Good morning !

It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,I hope i can make a good performance today.

I'm confident that I can i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 20xx.

I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school July 20xx, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.

And in August 20xx,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十七篇

good morning !

it is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,

i hope i can make a good performance today. i'm confident that i can succeed.

now i will introduce myself briefly

i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .

i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of xx.

i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.

in july xx, i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.

and in august xx,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.

i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.

that’s all. thank you for giving me the chance.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十八篇

Hi, guys. As you know, we're fellow students. You are all familiar with me. So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well. But it doesn't matter at all. I'm here just for practicing my English. It's very important of your support. Let's go to business now.

Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name. I'm from __. Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age. The ne_t, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time. I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on. Then let me introduce my family. My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters. But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and really help me a well, I also enjoy helping each of you. Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第十九篇

I'm a 20 year old boy. Why do I call him a boy? Because my heart is still very young

I'm an adult man. Why is it called a man? Because I have everything for a man

Haha. Actually I am not very aware of their problem, my appearance is always happy, the heart is not necessarily. I is a lot of worry, worry, worry, labor, or even give up!

I think a person has pain, to realize the existence of happiness, only once the pain, only now happy

Human life can be divided into several stages: infancy, childhood, youth, youth, adult, middle-aged and old. I'm in the period of youth, is a bridge between juvenile and adult. I recall youth, because youth has brought me happiness; I yearn for the adult, because of age can do many willingly do not subject to any person to stop and constraints.

People always learn to grow up slowly, and I think I have experienced a lot...

There are a lot of people ask me why I don't GF, actually I would like to find it, just think, not what meaning, and can only find a good person, very many people can not find good, why give up to a tree of the forest, you say? I love the is the friend above lianrenweiman relationship. Oh well, I am pretty sure this man does fate, think if the yuan will come together, I was in my feet from the Department of the red line of a head seeking to end!!

Coincidentally, I recognized a sister in high school, although she is not very sensible, but I still cherish it. How many friends can I find in my life, not to mention my sister, what do you think?

Say so much, you still don't know me very well. Ha ha. Then come to know me, and I also like making friends

搞笑自我介绍英语范文 第二十篇

Good morning, my name is L_G, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed. Now I will introduce myself briefly, I am 20 years old, born in shandong province ,east of china, and I am curruently a senior student at UPC of Information and Engineering Control. my major is Information and Signal Processing, and I will receive my master degree after my graduation in june. In the past 3 years,I spend most of my time on study and research, Ihave passed CET6 and I have acquired basic knowledge both in theory and in practice.

Through college life,I learn how to balance between study and entertainment. By the way,I has acted as class Mission secretary for two years and given the title of an e_cellent class leader. I had a few glorious memory on is my pride.

Sometimes I prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to classic music, but I am not lonely, I like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,I have lots of interest, such as films,travels,handwriting ,sports and so on. My favorite pastime is playing basketball, also, I like blogging on the internet. if you are interested in my blog, you can visit my website: , it will be my honor. I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure. That's all. Thank you for giving me the chance.

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